urgent message to the spanish speaking people of the world who keep adding me on msn

Dear Spanish speaking person,

Hi! Considering the number of people in the world and comparing that number to the amount of Spanish speaking people I actually know, chances are you and I don't know each other. I'm sure that's a crying shame and all, but I'm really not aching to get to know you. Really. So please, pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top -DON'T ADD ME ON MSN! And don't add me on facebook via Friend Finder either. Seriously, don't. It's fucking sad.

Why the fuck would you add someone you don't know? What do you hope to get out of it? A friend for life in another country? Or are you just spamming? And would someone please explain to me why you would, even for a second, assume that I speak Spanish too?

I'm European. To the best of my knowledge, only one country in Europe speaks Spanish, and not even that really. Spanish people, with the possible exception of Madridians never say they're Spanish if you ask them. Try it, you'll see. So who else speaks Spanish? Well, a huge chunk of Latin America, that's who. So maybe you're from there? Well, let's face it: since I have very little interest in growing drugs or bananas, military revolts, dictatorships, fucking up the rain forest or kidnapping tourists, we have very little in common and probably won't get along. So, once more: DON'T ADD ME ON MSN!

And then, yet again for clarity:

DON'T ADD ME ON MSN, POR FAVOR!




PS. The text above contains racist statements and unfair prejudice. It's not like me to be this big an ass, but I have had all the wrong buttons pushed for a few years now. For years, I've gotten at least one friend request a week. For about a week now, I've been getting about 5-6 a day. All strangers, all spanish speaking. Who do they think I am?

Let me also add that I have several Spanish speaking friends, whom I really like. This message is not for you guys. It's for every one Spanish speaking I don't know.